The Beginning

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The beginning, the start to of what feels like 8 years of swiping left!

Eight years ago I was engaged! Yes, you read that right. I was in fact ENGAGED! It seems like forever ago and I’m glad about that fact. Long story short I couldn’t go through with the wedding. I knew deep down in this black hole of a heart I would end up in prison or dead! So instead I did what seemed like the most stable option which was (slip something into his drink and leave when he falls asleep) worked like a damn charm.  So that short story is what has led me to endlessly swiping and meeting the various characters I have loved to tell stories about. I cannot wait to share with you all. I hope you all get great laughs from the pure torture I have been through. Swiping right isn’t always a good thing, but it has led me to one of my favorite topics of how I Should Have Swiped Left!